listening: rossa - atas nama cinta
mood: 137 take joke

the music was hilarious the joke was funny and the conversation's always crap. always 'll be

this one since ppl ask me to update.

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, sneak up the stairs and get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed, and my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?'... and she always acts like she's sound asleep!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

A married couple wants to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club.

The husband and wife meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, "Not bad. Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." The man follows the pro's instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. And the golf pro says, "Excellent!"

Now it's the woman's turn. She hits the ball 30 yards. The golf pro says, "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's penis." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. So the golf pro says, "Not bad. Now try taking the club out of your mouth."

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